Bacon Marketing 101

In researching glass container sustainability initiatives, I came across this awe-inspiring press release from Tyson’s Wright Brand at Package Design Magazine. Wright Brand has been working with Interbrand to update the packaging and branding of its bacon products. Bacon is an undeniably delicious and versatile food — and pleasantly fatty, compared to the rest of today’s lean pork –  but that’s not enough to compete in the bacon marketplace these days.

Wright Brand bacon and its sexy new packaging

Wright Brand bacon and its sexy new packaging

Wright and Interbrand have done their part in advancing bacon branding from an art into a science, as they finished a recent multi-stage, two-year bacon marketing project. You have to read some of the impressive marketing-speak stuffed in this press release:

… reposition Wright Brand so it could … become more emotionally relevant to consumers.

Emotionally relevant bacon? I guess that’s not implausible. I do occasionally turn to bacon for comfort when I’ve had a bad day.

… recommended brand position of “More of what you love about bacon”

Bacon is what I love about bacon. Are you selling free bacon?

… the strategic foundation for the updated brand mark and packaging system …

A plastic bag is now referred to as a “packaging system”?

… rooted in understanding and delighting the target market of bacon enthusiasts who love bacon …

I now have another item to add to my list of hobbies on my Facebook profile: “bacon enthusiast.”

via Package Design eSolutions #61, May 29, 2009.

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Really, America? More Americans Believe In UFOs Than Oppose A Public Option

Apparently more Americans believe in UFOs than oppose a public option for health care insurance. Unfortunately, I think this says as much about the scientific ignorance and conspiracy-theory-craziness of Americans as it does about the state of the health care debate. Wow. Really, America? REALLY?

How about we slip some science education reform into the health care reform bill before passing that baby through Congress?

From MediaMatters:

The Truth Is Out There

As health insurance reform makes its way through congress, it’s easy to observe the partisan fighting in Washington and believe the country is deeply divided over a “public option.”

Luckily, that is not the case. Americans love choices. They want the opportunity to choose to purchase a public health insurance plan.

A recent New York Times/CBS News poll found that 65% favored a public option, with only 26% opposed to it.

To put that number in perspective: a 2007 Associated Press/Ipsos poll found that 34% of Americans believe in UFOs.

It speaks volumes about the status of the health care debate among the public when it is more mainstream to believe aliens are flying around in spaceships than to oppose the public option.

The people of this country have spoken. It’s time Washington listened.

via More Americans Believe In UFOs Than Oppose A Public Option | Media Matters Action Network.

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How Far Can One Get from McDonald’s?

If two cars are traveling towards each other, with one car traveling at 60 mph and the other trying to drive as far away from McDonald’s as possible, how far can it drive?

The answer is 145 miles. In other words, you’re never more than 2 1/2 hours from a Big Mac.

Map of McDonalds in the continental U.S.

Excerpt:

“For maximum McSparseness, we look westward, towards the deepest, darkest holes in our map. There, in a patch of rolling grassland, loosely hemmed in by Bismarck, Dickinson, Pierre, and the greater Rapid City-Spearfish-Sturgis metropolitan area, we find our answer. Between the tiny Dakotan hamlets of Meadow and Glad Valley lies the McFarthest Spot: 107 miles distant from the nearest McDonald’s, as the crow flies, and 145 miles by car!”

via Infographic of the Day: McDonald’s Heat Wave | Designage | Fast Company.

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New Beers to Taste Thanks to GABF

The winners of the recent 2009 Great American Beer Festival in Colorado were just announced, thereby seeding a long list of area microbrews I need to try for the first time. Having moved to DC from San Diego only a couple months ago, my experience with East Coast beers is relatively limited.

Congratulations to all the area breweries who took home awards! Flying Dog Brewery came in with 4 medals (3 golds!) and Dogfish Head with 3 medals.

I also have to throw some props out to Pizza Port/Lost Abbey Brewing back in San Diego. They treated me well back there, both with their amazing brews and their delicious pizza. At GABF, they wrangled up 11 awards alone! Nice work.

Delaware breweries

Brewery Beer State Medals Category
Dogfish Head Brewery Chateau Jiahu DE Gold Specialty Beer
Dogfish Head Brewery Palo Santo Marron DE Silver Specialty Beer
Dogfish Head Brewery Midas Touch DE Bronze Specialty Honey Beer
Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant Schwarzbier DE Gold German Style Schwarzbier
Iron Hill Brewery & Restaurant Raspberry Torte DE Silver American-Style Sour Ale

Maryland breweries

Brewery Beer State Medals Category
Brewer’s Alley Restaurant and Brewery Brewer’s Alley India Pale Ale MD Bronze English-Style India Pale Ale
Clipper City Brewing Co. Clipper City Marzhon Vienna Lager MD Bronze Vienna Style Lager
DOG Brewing Co. Pub Dog Black Dog Stout MD Bronze Classic Irish Style Dry Stout
Flying Dog Brewery Horn Dog Vintage 2007 MD Gold Aged Beer
Flying Dog Brewery Dogtoberfest MD Gold German Style Märzen
Flying Dog Brewery Gonzo Imperial Porter MD Gold Imperial Stout
Flying Dog Brewery Barrel Aged Gonzo MD Silver Wood- and Barrel-Aged Strong Beer

Virginia breweries

Brewery Beer State Medals Category
Devils Backbone Brewing Company Gold Leaf Lager VA Gold International-Style Pilsener
Devils Backbone Brewing Company Natural Born Keller VA Silver Kellerbier/Zwickelbier
Devils Backbone Brewing Company Danzig VA Silver Baltic-Style Porter
Devils Backbone Brewing Company Vienna Lager VA Silver Vienna Style Lager
Great American Restaurants Crazy Jackass Ale VA Gold Rye Beer
Great American Restaurants Wits End VA Bronze Belgian-Style Witbier
Rock Bottom Brewery – Arlington Dude! Where’s My Vespa? VA Gold Coffee Flavored Beer
Starr Hill Brewery Dark Starr Stout VA Gold Classic Irish Style Dry Stout

Pizza Port/Lost Abbey Brewing Co. (San Diego, CA)

Brewery Beer State Medals Category
Pizza Port Carlsbad Beech Street Bitter CA Gold English-Style India Pale Ale
Pizza Port Carlsbad Revelations CA Gold Belgian Style Strong Specialty Ale
Pizza Port Carlsbad Cow Stout CA Gold Sweet Stout
Pizza Port Carlsbad Reed’s Wee Heavy CA Gold Scotch Ale
Pizza Port Carlsbad 547 Haight – The Toronado San Francisco’s 20th Anniversary Imperial Red Ale CA Silver Imperial Red Ale
Pizza Port Carlsbad Good Grief Brown CA Bronze English Style Brown Ale
Pizza Port Carlsbad Great American Brown CA Bronze American Style Brown Ale
Pizza Port San Clemente Ernest’s Silky Smoove CA Gold Oatmeal Stout
Pizza Port Solana Beach Shark Attack CA Gold Imperial Red Ale
The Lost Abbey Carnevale CA Gold Belgian and French-Style Ale
The Lost Abbey Duck Duck Gooze CA Gold Belgian-Style Lambic or Sour Ale

via 2009 GABF Winners.

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Instant Coffee Minus Instant Gagging?

And I thought instant coffee was only useful for cooking and baking. (I use it in desserts, chili, etc.) I’m willing to give Starbucks VIA a try — heck, it can’t be too bad for camping, at least!

Excerpt:

AFTERMATH

Once the true brews were revealed, the tasters were – as Schultz predicted – surprised and delighted by Starbucks VIA, which was just as good (if not better) than some upscale coffee drinks. Nobody made immediate plans to switch their morning routine, since the idea of instant coffee remained “kind of gross.”

But one taster saw potential: “This is dangerous news for us café junkies,” she joked. “It’s the coffee equivalent of carrying around a needle.”

via Starbucks Instant Coffee: Our Be-All, End-All Taste Test | Popwise | Fast Company.

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Read This: The Funniest Protest Signs Of 2009 (PHOTOS)

First, read this:

(And watch for the spelling of words such as “public.”)

The Funniest Protest Signs Of 2009

Funniest Protest Signs of 2009

Then, read this.

Thank you, someecards. Thank you very much.

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